backdoorteenmom:


lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?


ok:

ok




wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

image

??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

(via budvveiser)


  • telapathetic:

    *breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

    (via budvveiser)